A Sarah, Fluff, Friday Fluff

Friday Semi-Fluff: Letters to Santa

Ohferbleepssake. This Christmas, the Pennsylvania Medical Society is asking children to ease up on the milk and cookies for Santa Claus. That way, his ample waistline won't be further widened by the 787.5 million calories he would otherwise consume in that state alone. No, see, I get that large chunks of this are written with… Continue reading Friday Semi-Fluff: Letters to Santa

A Sarah, Media, You've Got to Be Kidding Me

An Urgent Message To Shapely Prose Readers

Your attention, please. From Fox News' Neil Cavuto (won't dignify it with a link), by way of Talking Points Memo, by way of Jezebel: Michael Karolchyk -- who started the Denver Anti-Gym for the purpose of "getting clients in shape for sex;" who included in said gym an extra-special super-secret sauna for clients below a… Continue reading An Urgent Message To Shapely Prose Readers