Fat, Friday Fluff, snarky's machine

Fluff: “Arnold raced out of the door,”

Fans of Murder, She Wrote are often as fascinated by every detail of the opening credit sequence as they are with the actual episodes. In the sequence, Jessica engages in a host of wholesome activities having little to do with staging murders to later solve or writing about those staged murders. The exception is a… Continue reading Fluff: “Arnold raced out of the door,”

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That Lump in Your Pants is Not My Sexual Education Opportunity

Dear [name redacted]: I get it. Discussing the fabulous ordinary whiteness of being as portrayed in Stillman films such as Last Days of Disco and Metropolitan is really hot. He creates fantastic, witty - albeit incredibly fatuous and pretentious - characters, giving them meaningful goals and interesting things to say. And I like what you… Continue reading That Lump in Your Pants is Not My Sexual Education Opportunity

Fat, Open Threads, Other Blogs I Contribute To, snarky's machine

Tell Me Something Good: Open Thread

What's currently thrilling you - pop culture wise. Books, music, movies, interesting blogs? Share with the rest of the class. Also, why aren't you reading and commenting on Snarky's Machine? Tsk Tsk! After Kate's electrifying post oh yes, I'm most certainly going to toot my own clown horn, baby. You've seen me here. You'll soon… Continue reading Tell Me Something Good: Open Thread

Fat, No Shit Sherlock, snarky's machine

The Butt Might Be Smaller, but the Disappointment is Still Pretty Big*

MSN Health is running a story about folks who have shed weight, but not the fantasy of being thin. The article - saddled with a terribly clown hornian title "Skinny Dream Bubble Burst" - had all the greatest hits of TFOBT. That said, it was incredibly heart breaking to read this early in the morning… Continue reading The Butt Might Be Smaller, but the Disappointment is Still Pretty Big*