Not gonna lie — I jiggle my belly at myself in the mirror sometimes. I think it’s neat. So I was jiggling my belly at myself in the mirror yesterday and I thought “it would be some people’s worst nightmare to look like this.”
That sounds like it’s going to a bad place, right? Except that the next thought was “god, are they wusses or WHAT? That’s their worst nightmare? What about manticores?”
Sometimes it’s all about priorities.