Cute Overload has pissed me off, people. CUTE OVERLOAD.
In today’s post “Bunnaloons or Cataloons?” we have a series of pictures of adorable fuzzy pets whose back legs sorta look like pants. And the comments on each picture, accordingly, are meant to read like fashion suggestions.
Among those suggestions:
- “Next up, if you’re looking for two-toned and slimming…”
- “For the fuller figure, (though we don’t recommend white) try a skirt.”
- “Skinny with an active lifestyle? Choose this Velveteen number to give you curves! Ow!”
- “And finally, don’t forget, orange arm bangles do wonders for concealing a pear-shape…”
I realize that when you’re parodying fashion magazines, talking about “figure flaws” is the obvious first step. And I really want to find this funny. But I don’t. All I can think is, could I please have ONE FUCKING PLACE on the internet where there’s no body-hating talk? Is CUTE OVERLOAD seriously not even safe anymore?
It’s that kind of day.