Things that make you fat, based on a Google news search of the last few days.
A history of dieting (hallefuckinlujah!)
And things that make you thin…
Please note that with the exception of genes and a history of dieting, every single thing on the list of things that make you fat (IT’S SCIENCE) is something judgy people frown upon in its own right. Could it be that some folks are using the vague threat of fat to push their own moral agendas? MY GOD.
Also, I’m thinking this will be a weekly feature. Maude knows we’ll never run out of material.