I just received an e-mail that begins:
hey there! I’m embarking on weight loss scheme, in 90 days, and I’ve been inspired by your blog.
Yeeeeah. No, you haven’t. Unless you mean you look at us fatties for “thinspiration,” in which case, you probably wouldn’t be so stupid as to ask me to link to your weight loss blog. And you are indeed that stupid.
Dude (who’s in his late teens) goes on to add:
Weight affects everyone, and with child obesity on the rise, I feel that people like me need promoting, to show that no all kids are lazing around getting to the size of whales!
Consider yourself promoted here, genius.