1) If I look as good in a bikini as Keely Shaye Smith when I’m in my mid-forties (especially if I’ve had 2 kids by then), I will buy one and never take it off.
2) How awesome is it that most of the comments there are calling the TMZ folks assholes for picking on her instead of piling on about how ZOMG FAT she is? Yeah, you’ll blow a few Sanity Watchers points if you read them all, but for the most part, people aren’t having it. I love that.
Update: Judging by comments here, that thread might demand more Sanity Watchers points than I thought. I just skimmed. Read the whole thing at your own risk.