Al: I was on Slashdot today.
Me: Anything interesting?
Al: No, not really.
Me: Okay… why are you telling me this?
Al: Because it’s one of the most popular sites on the internet?
Me: Yeah, I know. Which is why I’m not suprised you were… oh wait, you were ON Slashdot? You were Slashdotted?!?
Me: Oh my god, that’s awesome! I thought you were just saying you were reading Slashdot!
Al: Why would I tell you I was reading Slashdot?
Me: I DON’T KNOW. That’s why I was confused!
Al: I’m sorry you’re dumb.
Me: Fuck you.
The best thing about this relationship? The communication.