Dan: You should come out here. There’s a very obese bird.
FJ goes onto back porch. There is a small bird of some sort with puffed-up winter feathers sitting on the shed.
Dan: He’s very obese. Someone should do something about the obese birds.
FJ: It’s a serious problem.
Dan: It’s an epidemic. Oh, he flew away.
FJ: No, he can’t have. He must have fallen off. Or fallen through.