The Queen’s new “Trav’lin’ Light Tour” (I guess the ‘e’ and ‘g’ would weigh her down too much) is sponsored by Jenny Fucking Craig, and she claims it’s all about “educating” her fans about diabetes, which, wait for it… “we now know is preventable through the very thing Jenny Craig provides.”
Direct quote from the Queen. Jenny Craig prevents diabetes, y’all. It’s that simple.
I don’t even know what else to say about that, except FUCK.
That, and I hope she invests the Jenny Craig money wisely, since she just lost herself a shitload of fans.