If you follow your article’s “subtle” suggestions, you will not end up with a supermodel girlfriend. You will end up with a woman who hates you — or, if your girlfriend isn’t as tragically self-lacerating as you assume she is, you will end up alone.
Shapelings, I’m trying to think of alternate titles for this crapfest of a slideshow. So far:
Top 10 Subtle Ways to Tell Her to Break Up with You
Top 10 Subtle Ways to Reactivate Your GF’s Eating Disorder
Top 10 Subtle Ways to Tell Her You’re a Waste of Skin
Help me out?