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Monthly Archives: April 2009

  • You’re gonna want to check out the comments policy before you try to join the conversation. Short version: I don’t publish comments [...]

    Welcome, CNN Viewers

    April 20, 2009
  • The good news: I* will be appearing on CNN’s American Morning tomorrow (they tell me around 8 a.m. EST, though that’s subject to [...]

    CNN appearance tomorrow

    April 19, 2009
  • Ah, the New York Times. The old gray lady, the paper of record, the practice workshop for standup comedians. If the latter strikes you as out of [...]

    Next they’ll print one about airplane food

    April 18, 2009
  • Someone gave me a very wise stress relief suggestion this week: get a big box of crayons and a coloring book and go to town. It was the absolute [...]

    Friday fluff: Take off your grownup hat

    April 17, 2009
  • I’m busy as hell and really don’t feel like ruining my day by thinking too hard about this, but I can’t ignore the news that [...]

    F.U.nited

    April 16, 2009
  • As an American who never got into reality shows, I don’t know much about Britain’s Got Talent. I know people show off their talents [...]

    Who’s laughing now?

    April 14, 2009
  • I wrote about AmazonFail 2009 over at Broadsheet this morning, so if you’ve been dying to discuss it here, check that out and come back. [...]

    Quickly: The Amazon Thing

    April 13, 2009
  • Hi! Remember me? A long time ago, I used to blog here. So, last time I wrote, I was off to my first destination bachelorette party. The [...]

    Bachelorettes, bathing suits, etc.

    April 10, 2009
  • Everyone is equal when it comes to underwear, Because beneath your underwear it’s just yourself that’s there. Everyone wears [...]

    Friday Fluff: Skivvies Smackdown

    April 10, 2009
  • “Kathy Ireland’s Shocking Weight Gain.” Kathy Ireland has gained all of 25  pounds since she stopped working as a supermodel. [...]

    Things I am not shocked by, #3890587230587439

    April 8, 2009

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