Comments on: Douchemail the Second http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/ 2007-2010 Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:13:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: spacedcowgirl http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/#comment-92560 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:08:00 +0000 http://kateharding.net/?p=2854#comment-92560 A Sarah, congratulations. And sticky, I’m so sorry for your loss.

To everyone, thank you for an amazing and deeply weird comment thread. :)

]]> By: TropicalChrome http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/#comment-92487 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:09:01 +0000 http://kateharding.net/?p=2854#comment-92487 Dear TropicalChrome:

You know, things between us just haven’t been the same since you found out what I am. All those years where your lack of willpower and discipline were blamed for your size and shape…oh, I laughed so hard because no one knew it was ME! Oh, and the afternoon crashes and unexplained hunger…such good times. Then you went and ruined it all by discovering me.

I can take some pleasure in knowing you’ll never have the same kind of relationship with carbohydrates that many others have. And it’s very comforting to know that I’ll be with you for the rest of your life since I’m a part of your very genetic makeup.

Even though I personally can’t make your life quite the hell it was, my friend the Perimenopause Fairy is here to take over. I don’t think you’ll be able to ruin her fun as much as you’ve ruined mine.

Much love and laughter,

Metabolic Syndrome

]]> By: car http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/#comment-92479 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:22:59 +0000 http://kateharding.net/?p=2854#comment-92479 B.S.A.G., if that was a Highlander reference, I give you a big high-five.

]]> By: B.S.A.G. http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/#comment-92444 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:39:58 +0000 http://kateharding.net/?p=2854#comment-92444 SM and Richelle:

Clearly the title has to be “Douchemail II: The Complainening”.

]]> By: Nomnivore http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/#comment-92371 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 09:59:32 +0000 http://kateharding.net/?p=2854#comment-92371 Dear nomnivore,

Lol your fat eye

Love,
Conjunctivitis

]]> By: car http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/#comment-92366 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:56:48 +0000 http://kateharding.net/?p=2854#comment-92366 Alocin,
So that’s where he went, that dirty double-timer! I wondered where he’d been lately. Well, see if I take him back nicely NOW.

car

]]> By: wellroundedtype2 http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/#comment-92344 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:11:04 +0000 http://kateharding.net/?p=2854#comment-92344 Props to Big Liberty and Thorn for planting the ideas and A Sarah for starting the whole “letters from your diseases” trend. It’s been hilarious.

]]> By: Alocin http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/#comment-92338 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:56:54 +0000 http://kateharding.net/?p=2854#comment-92338 Dear Alocin

Wasn’t this weekend fun? I know it wasn’t a great time for a visit when you were travelling for work in the middle of one of the busiest days of your life, but I’m so glad you were able to take a couple of hours off to make sure you were able to farewell me properly with that anti-histamine injection.

It’s such a pity I couldn’t hang around longer because then we could’ve visited the hospital together, and, who knows, I could have just taken your breath away.

I know you’d like me to have a reason to come and visit you and you know there are a couple of things that will definitely get me to come see you, which you seem to be avoiding lately (too busy for me?). But I do love surprising you so don’t you and that silly doctor of yours go looking too hard for the reason I came to visit this time around.

I love that I was able to leave your lips swollen and cracked – you’re going to have to explain what you were up to while you were away, you naughty girl!

Hugs and kisses

Mysterious Anaphylactic Reaction

]]> By: volcanista http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/#comment-92332 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:35:29 +0000 http://kateharding.net/?p=2854#comment-92332 well, at least the letters would probably get shorter, less vehement, and less frequent over the years!

]]> By: A Random Claire http://kateharding.net/2009/04/20/douchemail-the-second/#comment-92325 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:06:48 +0000 http://kateharding.net/?p=2854#comment-92325 just be grateful it’s not from ‘herpes’ because then you’d be getting the letter regularly!

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