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Monthly Archives: January 2009

  • It’s our fearless leader’s birthday! Please join me in wishing her the awesomest birthday yet, even if it’s the coldest damn [...]

    Happy birthday, Kate!

    January 15, 2009
  • Today’s troll wisdom: How many cavemen were fat? Think about it. Seriously, y’all! THINK ABOUT IT.

    Lol your caveman

    January 15, 2009
  • And not in a good way… Gravity and wrinkles that come with aging are fine with me, it means nothing compared to the new wisdom inside my [...]

    Quote of the Day

    January 13, 2009
  • I’ve never really watched Project Runway — not from lack of desire but from lack of cable — so I don’t know much about [...]

    Grow up already

    January 10, 2009
  • Sarah Haskins does diets! Not sure if the embedding’s gonna work here, Embedding did not work (don’t ask), so go watch here. I [...]

    The Target Women We’ve All Been Waiting for

    January 9, 2009
  • My friend Joanna is currently in Disney World, drinking her way around Epcot with her boyfriend. She keeps posting to Twitter about the drinks [...]

    Friday Fluff: Drinking around the world

    January 9, 2009
  • Today we got emails from two different real, English-speaking humans asking us to use the blog to shill for 1) a weight loss challenge and 2) a [...]

    Dear spammers: Are you fucking stupid?

    January 9, 2009
  • I’m regrettably late to doing this, which means we’ve already missed a few days of voting and need to make up for it. The Weblog [...]

    Weblog Awards — Vote!

    January 8, 2009
  • We haven’t had a good douchehounding in a while, because trolls get real boring real fast — they’re rarely worth the effort. [...]

    Douchehound of the day: Whaddya mean, “feminist issue”?

    January 8, 2009
  • Not gonna lie — I jiggle my belly at myself in the mirror sometimes. I think it’s neat. So I was jiggling my belly at myself in the [...]

    A bit of perspective

    January 7, 2009

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