Friday fluff: Bounce

2008 June 13
by Sweet Machine

In honor of our new bouncy castle theme (and because we just can’t seem to stop posting this week!), please enjoy this bouncing banjo baby. I can’t figure out how to embed it with this newfangled Flickr video nonsense, so watch it here for now (link warning: music plays automatically). (If any WordPress users can help me figure it out, please let me know! The embed code on Flickr is not getting along with WP.)

Y’all, I’m not even fond of babies, but this video makes me giddy. What other bouncy things can we celebrate? Baby kangaroos? Pogo sticks? Leave your suggestions in the comments.

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  1. 2008 June 13
    Lexy permalink

    Does anyone remember that toy from the late 80’s that was a rubber ball (like a heavy duty dodge ball type ball) with a plastic ledge around the middle so it looked like Saturn and you bounced on it?

    That thing was awesome.

    Also it’s a really beautiful day in PDX and I’m in a great (slightly bouncy) mood. I hope everyone else has a good friday :)

  2. 2008 June 13
    fillyjonk permalink

    I haven’t been able to embed videos from anything but YouTube on WP. It’s just not all that universally compatible of a platform, unfortunately.

  3. 2008 June 13
    iiii permalink

    Hippety-hops all the way.

  4. 2008 June 13
    sweetmachine permalink

    Kate must know the secret! She embedded the dancing parakeet, didn’t she?

    Lexy, those were Pogo Balls and I loved them!

  5. 2008 June 13

    I love the bouncy castle banner! It’s made of win and awesome. :)

  6. 2008 June 13
    fillyjonk permalink

    The dancing cockatoo was from YouTube, though! Embedding YouTube vids is easy.

    I struggled with embedding the yogurt one from Current for so long that I finally gave up and found someone who’d mirrored it on YouTube.

  7. 2008 June 13
    car permalink

    OMG I love Bouncy Prose!!!!

    What’s funny is that I can’t view the link; a long time ago when I was trying to be productive I installed a killfile that was supposed to block me from certain websites during the day as a reminder not to surf, and one of the default sites was flickr. I totally forgot about it until now, when the “get back to work” message popped up, and now I can’t remember how to turn the damn thing off.

  8. 2008 June 13

    Superballs. I love superballs, especially the ones from “gumball machines”. I can’t pass up one of those machines if I have a quarter in my wallet. I have a “fill it yourself” lamp filled with them on my desk here (along with a completely over the top lampshade I decorated with purple ribbon and beaded trim).

    Bouncy bouncy superballs. They also make great cat toys.

  9. 2008 June 13
    fillyjonk permalink

    Did anyone else have those rubber hemispheres that you turn inside out and put on the ground and then they pop up a hundred feet in the air?

    Also, motherfucking trampolines. I want one so bad.

  10. 2008 June 13
    fillyjonk permalink

    Also, everybody’s got a baby kangaroo. Yours is pink but mine is blue.

  11. 2008 June 13
    sweetmachine permalink

    Bouncy bouncy superballs. They also make great cat toys.

    WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE

    My cats are so deprived! They just chase plastic rings from milk jugs all day!

  12. 2008 June 13
    fillyjonk permalink

    My cats are so deprived! They just chase plastic rings from milk jugs all day!

    Except the one who steals your wallet.

  13. 2008 June 13
    sweetmachine permalink

    It’s true. Maybe I need to set up some kind of superball booby-trap around my valuables.

    Y’all, my cat seriously stole my wallet while I was sleeping. He’s…unusual.

  14. 2008 June 13
    Lexy permalink

    Oh God FJ I could seriously go for some hot trampoline action right now (not that kind you filthy people)

    I kid you not there is nothing better than a motherfucking trampoline (that’s some word smithing right there) when it’s 75 and sunny and you have lemonade and nothing important to do all day… sigh

  15. 2008 June 13
    Danielle permalink

    God, I wish I could find one of those gyms that has trampolines all over the place (and not those sad little exercise trampolines, but one of those big ones that lets you bounce super-high). I have had a compulsion to do a flip for freaking *years* now!

  16. 2008 June 13
    vivelafat permalink

    My cousin had a giant trampoline, and one hot summer she put her sprinkler underneath it. BEST. FUCKING. THING. EVER. On a side note, you know what wet trampolines make me think of? Donuts.

  17. 2008 June 13

    Also, motherfucking trampolines. I want one so bad.

    ME TOO.

    And SM, I need to meet this cat.

  18. 2008 June 13

    The beloved Milo is a bouncy dog. He can jump four feet straight up in the air. Repeatedly. I think it’s the Jack Russell part of him.

    He can also stop himself in mid-jump and go right back down, if he remembers at the last minute that he’s standing under a shelf. (Only had to crack his head once before he figured that out.)

  19. 2008 June 13
    fillyjonk permalink

    A Jack Russell chewed on my elbow last night. With gusto. Weirdest thing I ever saw a dog do.

    (Probably not really, actually.)

    Those dogs are nuts. In a very charming, exhausting way.

  20. 2008 June 13
    Sharn permalink

    One of my favorite daydreaming activities is one I call “Bathtub With Agitator”. To play Bathtub With Agitator, all you have to do is imagine what kind of crazy things you’d buy/design/whatever if you were an eccentic billionaire with unlimited money and free time (I call it Bathtub With Agitator because that’s the first thing I’d get if this fantasy ever became a reality. I’ve drawn plans and everything… it’s basically a washing machine-like device that’s big enough to sit in.)

    I tell you all this because whenever I see a baby in one of those bouncy swing things, I have Bathtub With Agitator fantasies of getting one that’s Sharn-sized and putting it in a room with a really high ceiling.

    Also, speaking of bouncy… the amusement park near me will be opening this soon and I can’t freaking wait.

  21. 2008 June 13
    sweetmachine permalink

    Long-eared jerboas!

    WANT

  22. 2008 June 13

    FJ quoted Veggie Tales! *jumps for joy*

  23. 2008 June 13

    I love a trampoline!!! I also love those bouncy balls that you sit on and have a loop on top to hold onto! FUN!

  24. 2008 June 13

    Did anyone else have those rubber hemispheres that you turn inside out and put on the ground and then they pop up a hundred feet in the air?

    We called those poppers. Imagine my surprise when I learned that was the name of something entirely different in the club scene!

    When I was in high school, we had something called “senior night” after graduation, where they locked everybody into the athletic fields at the local college and we partied all night… my friend BROKE the bouncy castle and stood there as it deflated around him. One of the best laughs I’ve ever had.

  25. 2008 June 13
    killedbyllamas permalink

    Lmao! At a largish church fair in Michigan (long story; don’t ask) a couple of my friends talked their way into being allowed to jump in the bouncy castle; one of them fell into the space between the bouncy part and the wall and got stuck. I have video. :D

    I always wanted a pogo ball but was never allowed to have one. I wonder if they still sell them anywhere…

  26. 2008 June 13
    Time-Machine permalink

    Tiggers?

    We used to have a trampoline. It died this year. We used to go out and sleep on it while watching the stars. And bounce on it with the sprinklers. And play Crack the Egg. Or we would get real close to the big metal flagpole and then we’d all hold hands and rub ourselves all over the trampoline to get all static-y and then, still holding hands, the person closest to the flagpole would touch it.

    That hurt a lot. But for some reason that never stopped us.

    When I worked at Toys R Us we used to race down aisles on pogo sticks after the store closed (when we were “cleaning up”). I always lost. I could never get more that two or three hops before falling over.

    I always wanted moon boots when I was younger. Now I’m too big. I would break them. /sad

  27. 2008 June 13

    the amusement park near me will be opening this soon and I can’t freaking wait.

    OMG OMG OMG. Going to Cincinnati, brb.

  28. 2008 June 13
    sarawr permalink

    I cannot believe nobody has suggested breasts yet. Hello, bouncy! Fatlicious! Fun for the whole family for good girls and boys in general!

  29. 2008 June 14
    fillyjonk permalink

    FJ quoted Veggie Tales! *jumps for joy*

    I most certainly did not. I quoted a song that used to be on Dr. Demento long before the advent of Veggie Tales (I looked that up). Any similarity is purely coincidental. Well, it’s not, but the causality runs the other way.

    ETA: It occurs to me that this could be the same song, and I could have misread Wikipedia or it could be wrong. Because I vaguely remember there being Veggie Tales books at the bookstore where I worked, and that could have been as early as 1995. Weird to have a Veggie Tales song on Dr. Demento, though, which is where I’m pretty sure I heard it.

  30. 2008 June 14

    Oh, I see; I had no idea about the Dr. Demento thing. Thanks for that piece of info, FJ.

  31. 2008 June 14
    viv permalink

    Let’s all do the bounce! The castle bounce. Now I’ve got to bounce on the big fluffy plastic castles at the fair when I see one.

    BTW, sweetmachine, your avatar is fresh.

  32. 2008 June 14

    Y’all are killing me with the giggles.

    I remember the bouncy castles. It used to be quite the thing in the suburb I grew up in to rent them for birthday parties, and get the kids good and tired from bouncing, at which point the mommies would get liquored up and bounce around until one of them fell out. Not fell down, but actually fell out of the bouncy castle. Now it’s my life’s ambition to get drunk and fall out of a bouncy castle.

    I also have a Bathtub-with-agitator thing about a room that is nothing but a giant, comfy, bouncy mattress. A Bed-room that truly lives up to it’s name.

  33. 2008 June 14
    Alice permalink

    Just a random heads up, Kate: One of the blogs linked to on the right, “PhotoPhobic,” has since changed it’s name.

  34. 2008 June 14
    sweetmachine permalink

    Emmy, that is now my life’s ambition too.

  35. 2008 June 14

    That made me giggle.

  36. 2008 June 14
    anencephalic permalink

    Hah, someone is a Doctor Who fan.

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