Our girl is taking orals on Tuesday. Please join me in wishing her the best of luck, not that she’ll need it.

53 Responses

  1. Robotitron says:

    Oh, luck luck luck, SweetMachine! We will be here with cake and champagne when you’re done.

  2. Wishing you the best orals ever!

  3. Arwen says:

    LUCK!
    Just pretend they’re all shapelings.

  4. Meowser says:

    Go Sweet Machine GO GO GO.

  5. Time-Machine says:

    Break a leg! (Not literally. Unless you think that would help somehow.)

    *waves flags*

  6. MissPrism says:

    Good luck!
    *crashes cymbals*

  7. Kimocean says:

    Good luck, Sweet Machine! I took mine on May 12th and as crazy as it sounds, I actually really enjoyed the process. I was very nervous beforehand but once it got started I realized I was basically having fun. I had 5 professors interested in my ideas and giving me their full attention.

    And the feeling when you’re finished….I swear I felt like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz when the technicolor comes on!

    I’m sending you some extra calming energy and a big dose of brain power. My mom always said eggs and fish are brain food so she always made us eat one or the other before a big test. I still get an egg mcmuffin or a bagel with lox before anything that requires extra smarts and I swear it helps!

  8. himawari says:

    Good luck, Sweet Machine! Kick some orals ass!

  9. nuckingfutz says:

    Sending “good luck” and “knock ‘em dead” vibes your way!!! :-)

  10. Lonie Mc. says:

    May the God of Super Smarts be on your side today!

  11. sweetmachine says:

    Thanks, everyone! (I’m still LOL-ing from the pic.)

  12. Julia says:

    That is a pretty fantastic e-card.
    Good luck, SM!

  13. Katia says:

    Best good wishes from me, too! Strut your stuff!

  14. car says:

    Good luck!!! I’m sure you’ll knock their socks off.

  15. Miss Conduct says:

    Good luck and yasher koach (Hebrew for “may the force be with you,” or at least that’s how my rabbi translated it)!

    Agreed with Kimocoean above. You’re in grad school, you’re totally obsessed with all this stuff anyway and probably stifling yourself all the time around friends and family so you don’t bore them to tears with all the little hairy parts of what you’re studying. Orals are a time to finally obsess out loud for as long as you want!

  16. killedbyllamas says:

    *whips out the pompons*
    Kick orals ass!

  17. Denise says:

    Go Sweet Machine, Go!!!!
    You tell ‘em what’s what.

  18. liz says:

    Rock them orals!!!

  19. fillyjonk says:

    Remember: Auden is the gay one, Pound is the sexy fascist one, Michael Stipe is the gay one!

  20. OTM says:

    Oh HELL YEAH. Your life is about to get so! much! better! And you’re going to completely kick ass.

  21. Jae says:

    Good luck sweetmachine! I have no doubt that you will rock the pants off those orals. You are a brilliant girl and you have a real talent for speaking to people (as evidenced by your witty and insightful commentary around these parts), so you have nothing to fear :)

    Let us know how it goes!

  22. buffpuff says:

    Sweet Machine! Sweet Machine! Rah! Rah! Rah!!!!

    (Does splits while waving oversized pompoms.

    Has a little difficulty getting up again, mind.)

  23. Best of luck! I am sure you’ll ace this and soon be on to the next phase.

  24. Tricia says:

    What? This far in and no one has made the 12-year-old’s dirty joke yet? :::shakes head sadly:::

    Fine. Far be it from me to derail us when we’re being so mature and all. :-D

    Good luck!!!!

  25. shinobi says:

    I’m sure they will be wowed by your excellent oral skills.

  26. Katia says:

    I have never heard he 12-year-old’s dirty joke. Just sayin.

  27. javamama says:

    Sweet Machine! Hot oral action! Go!

    You can DOOOOOO ITTTTTT!

  28. fillyjonk says:

    What? This far in and no one has made the 12-year-old’s dirty joke yet?

    *looks at comments below*

    You spoke too soon, Tricia.

  29. Piffle says:

    Best of luck, may you be cool, calm, and collected. May exactly the right, concise, intelligent words spring to your tongue precisely on time.

    :)

  30. Shira says:

    Good luck sweetmachine! If you’re as awesome in the exam as you are on here, the examiners will be AMAZED.

  31. sumac says:

    You are such a master debator and cunning linguist that your oral skills are sure to wow your department…uh…heads.

    Good luck to you!

  32. Nomie says:

    Kick some ASS, sweetmachine! Just remember: you are totally awesome.

  33. everstar says:

    And yea, she did go forth before the examination board, and much wisdom did pour from her lips, and lo, the examiners were amazed, and fell at her feet, crying, “We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”

    Good luck. :)

  34. Stephanie says:

    Yay, Sweet Machine! Kick some ass!

  35. Good luck – I predict you’ll do great!

  36. fillyjonk says:

    Not that anyone doubted it, but she passed! Baby-flavored champagne all around!

  37. Time-Machine says:

    Not that anyone doubted it, but she passed! Baby-flavored champagne all around!

    RAWK!

  38. Kate'sSisterJ says:

    Yee-ha! Congrats, SweetMachine!!! Sipping on the baby-flavored bubbly!

    p.s. Is it just me, or are everyone’s posts showing time such as 5:25pm on June 3rd, even though it’s not that late yet, at least in America?

  39. Tricia says:

    You spoke too soon, Tricia.

    :::looks innocent:::

    Congratulations, Sweetmachine!!!!

  40. Katia says:

    Well, that was a very good joke. I had never heard it.

    YAY SWEETMACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. fillyjonk says:

    J, yeah, comment time stamps seem to be in GMT.

  42. A Sarah says:

    May you speak well and look HAWTT!!

    (And since, as Dr. Phil says, the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior, you’ll have no problem.)

  43. A Sarah says:

    Er, that comment on your HAWTness is based on the headless pics you’ve posted. And I’m assuming you’re as well-spoken in real life as you are in writing on the interwebz. Which is basically to say, I haven’t been spying on you, nor did we meet in real life and you’ve just forgotten it. As far as I know. hem.

  44. MissPrism says:

    Congratulations! Hurrah!
    *joyfully quaffs nearest liquid, which happens to be Duvel beer*

  45. Charlotte says:

    Yay SweetMachine! I bet you rocked thier socks off.

  46. sweetmachine says:

    Thank you, everyone! I feel liberated and happy. I felt the good Shapeling vibes coming from all directions! Kimocean, you’re right — it was kinda fun once my nerves died down. Belated congrats to you too!

    And now I’m going to get drunk. :-)

  47. Becky says:

    Congratulations!

  48. littlem says:

    A Tribute. *ahem*

    If orals were florals and yardwork weren’t hard,
    the green Sweet Machine would be Queen of the Yard.

    Forget academia! Smash that new clock!
    It’s over and done. Go get ripped. Way to rock!

    Your fan,
    littlem

  49. A Sarah says:

    SWEET PICKLE RELISH, littlem, that is brilliant!!

    And congrats sweetmachine!!! Chug a lug!!

  50. fireweaver says:

    ah, sweetmachine, i raise this glass of viogner to thee. GAME ON GIRL!!!

    grad school signpost no.X, sailed right by and on to the next! much congrats!

  51. Piffle says:

    Congratulations!