Comments on: “It’s not real food, it’s yogurt!”

By: ej

ej — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:56:35 +0000

Too hilarious! And here I sit, in my gray hoodie, a married woman over 40 with a Master’s degree. I was looking for some info on FROZEN yogurt, my preferred drug of choice, when I stumbled on this YouTube video. I especially enjoyed the overlays of Sarah dancing with the Yo-Plus Girls. That’s what got me to Laugh Out Loud!!!!! ~ ej

By: fillyjonk

fillyjonk — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:04:03 +0000

I have a sad yogurt story… the other day I was on my way home from dance or something and I was like “you know what would make my night? Coffee yogurt and grape nuts for dinner.” So I stopped at the store and bought the only coffee yogurt I could find. Get it home and find that it’s fat-free. Now, I actually love lowfat coffee yogurt, because it’s what I’m used to, and because I find fatty things irritating gutwise. Lowfat yogurt has a normal, though not exceptionally creamy, texture, and it tastes good. Fat-free yogurt is a BIG GLOP that tastes like CHEMICALS. It was so gross that I had to throw it out!

By: OlderThanDirt

OlderThanDirt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:02:01 +0000

I wanted you to know that after reading this thread I bought some Fage yogurt. Here’s the sad part. My grocery store had 0%, 2%, 5% and Total and I could only let myself buy the 2%. It’s awesome by the way, but after all the talk and all the reading, I still couldn’t buy something that was full-fat. Sigh. Maybe next time. At least I didn’t buy the 0%!

By: PSB

PSB — Sat, 31 May 2008 16:37:02 +0000

OMG I WAS laughing sooo hard…then I realized with HORROR that I was eagerly downing a peach ACTIVIA….WAHHHH!!!!!!

By: Erica!!!

Erica!!! — Tue, 27 May 2008 10:18:31 +0000

MA- “And it DOES help my sensitive digestive system by the way – just regular yogurt, I’ve never had that activia stuff.”
Thats cuz regular yogurt has does all the stuff that activia claims to do. Real yogurt is where its at.
Yoplait, dannon, activia make me so mad cuz they claim to be healthy and have all these health benefits, but they are so narsty and full of high fructose corn syrup, tapioca, etc so they basically are a desert, not a supplement or real food. Not only are yogurt ads SEXIST and SIZEIST their giant LIES too.
I remember the first day i had to try and find plain straight yogurt to cure a yeastie one, and i realized all the excess crap they put in there. Not cool. Theres usually about one brand at your average grocer that is plain yogurt, if theres even one.

By: Naamah Darling

Naamah Darling — Sun, 25 May 2008 21:38:03 +0000

*watches 80’s bread video*

*dies laughing*

I’m SO going to tear my shirt off and grimace next time I make bread. RARRRRGH!!!

By: sweetmachine

sweetmachine — Sun, 25 May 2008 16:38:51 +0000

Lynne, that video is beautiful.

By: Lynne

Lynne — Sun, 25 May 2008 03:51:31 +0000

My b/f sent it to me, and I have NO IDEA where he got it!

By: A Sarah

A Sarah — Sun, 25 May 2008 00:47:14 +0000

Lynne, HOW in the world did you find that?

The part where he’s moving his arm and the camera pans down to his crotch and he’s… SLICING BREAD! *snicker* I snarfed water right up my nose.

By: Lynne

Lynne — Sat, 24 May 2008 22:49:04 +0000

Yeah I lost it at that moment.

It had to have been a joke, yes. Apparently they were funny in the 80s, too! :)