Check out this actual headline from the BBC today. Hint: it’s at the bottom of the list.
The story itself is the usual rubbish (accompanied by the ultimate headless fatty, the disembodied stomach) about ZOMG MORE CALORIES and ZOMG MORE CARS. We all know, of course, that all fat people eat five times as much as thin people, and they never ride bikes or take public transportation. Really, you’ve gotta admire the economy of this headline: short, to the point, and vague enough that it doesn’t matter what the content of the story is. Obese blamed for the world’s ills. It’s as simple as that.