I mentioned this in the haiku thread, but I don’t want to constrain people to feeling they have to express their vote in haiku! I changed the default avatars to “MonsterID,” just to see how it looked — I felt like maybe it would fit the tone of the blog better than those geometric patterns, which admittedly are classy and very lovely. Like the patterns, the monster is generated based on your email address (I don’t understand why they don’t do it based on IP, actually, because that’s possible and would be more useful in spotting trolls, but whatever. Around here we generally ban trolls — by IP — anyway, so we don’t have to worry about them coming back in a different hat).

Personally I love the monsters, and they make me a little jealous, because I have to stick with my avatar for post-identification purposes. (But I’ll get a monster if I forget to log into WordPress.) It’s up to you guys, though — what do you like better?

(Edit: Your monster shows up under “recent comments,” in the lefthand sidebar of the main page.  Though maybe I need to figure out how to make them show up in comments threads!  I find them endlessly entertaining.)

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221 Responses

  1. Lexy says:

    monsters monsters! They’re all different shapes just like us shapelings

  2. fillyjonk says:

    They go remarkably well with the angry food, too, imho.

    (Logged out of WP to see what my monster looked like!)

  3. Katia says:

    I am posting right now because I so want to see what my monster looks like!

    I liked the quilts, too.

  4. Katia says:

    I lurv my monster! She’s so cool! (She’s sort of a cross between a very curvy bell pepper and an alligator.)

  5. fillyjonk says:

    Katia, your monster is fat and lumpy! I’m so jealous!!

    I like that mine has rainbow eyes, though.

  6. LilahMorgan says:

    I’m voting for monsters. And I’m definitely not just posting this vote in order to find out what my monster is.

  7. monsters nom nom nom…

  8. betsyl says:

    i am all for monsters. i am also not posting this to find out what my monster is. not me!

  9. fillyjonk says:

    OMG the monsters are cracking me up. I really hope there’s not a huge push to go back to the Identicons.

    Lynne’s and Katia’s are my favorite so far.

  10. Faith says:

    Oooh I love the monsters!! I wonder what mine will be????

  11. Faith says:

    I love my monster!!! It’s orange and lumpy! Hee hee!

  12. AnnieMcPhee says:

    Where do I find my monster?

  13. AnnieMcPhee says:

    Oh I see him – he’s cute! Yes, do the monsters.

  14. LJ says:

    I am always for anything that makes me cartoonish and adorable.

  15. Rebelleink says:

    monster? lemme see…

  16. Red says:

    I like the monsters!

  17. MissPrism says:

    How does it decide what your monster looks like?
    (Yes, I’m only commenting so’s I get to see the monster.)

  18. Tari says:

    Bwah! Monsters rock!! The others were like quilt squares, which are…er….not really my style.

  19. javamama says:

    Ooooh, I SO need a monster today. I’ve been looking for something to cheer me!

  20. fillyjonk says:

    How does it decide what your monster looks like?

    I don’t know! WordPress says it’s “based on email address,” whatever that actually means. I mean, it has a variety of options for bodies, legs, arms, hair, eyes, etc. and it puts them together based on cues from your email, but I’m not sure how.

  21. Katia says:

    Oh, yes, definitely monsters. And, it looks like Tari and I are related, monsterwise.

  22. Caitlin says:

    Noooo! I loved my blog pattern. Give it back!

  23. Harriet Warmer says:

    Monsters: yes, please!

  24. MissPrism says:

    I much prefer the monsters to the quilty kaleidoscopey square things. Oh yes.

  25. Bellacoker says:

    Bwahaha!

    I think monsters have many things in common with fat acceptance. How many of y’all, like me, learned about diversity and tolerance by watching Sesame Street?

    And, until the epidemic began, no one told Cookie Monster that he was too big to eat COOKIES!!

  26. i-geek says:

    Monsters rock. LOVE them.

  27. leafeuille says:

    these monsters aren’t so scary

  28. kate217 says:

    Why do i have Maurice Sendak images stuck in my head?

  29. JuliaRS says:

    And, until the epidemic began, no one told Cookie Monster that he was too big to eat COOKIES!!

    “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.”

    Monsters = fun.

  30. kate217 says:

    Poop. Of all the monsters I’ve seen, I like mine least. Typical…

  31. Ducky says:

    Monsters! Rawr!

  32. I like the monsters, but I think our default gravatars take precedence?

  33. Foxish says:

    I <3 the monsters. They’re adorable.

  34. RixBix says:

    Don’t change my monster
    It is really appealing
    I think I look Phat

  35. MissPrism says:

    Foxish, I think your monster is the best so far. The little mask makes it look so mischievous.

  36. Melena says:

    I love monsters. Good call.

  37. MissPrism yours is totally my favourite! it’s the bat wings i think.

  38. buttercup says:

    I like the monsters.

  39. Charlotte says:

    Hee! My monster has rabbit ears! So hilarious.
    I think we keep the monsters, they totally rock.

  40. Jane says:

    Definitely keep the monsters. I like them.

  41. DowntownVenus says:

    I wondered about the geometrics, and I hope there is an endless supply so we can all have our very own.

    But I wonder, when can we have those little Adipose alien ones??? Or these absolutely adorable ones??

  42. Red says:

    Ooh, my monster is awesome.

  43. DowntownVenus says:

    oops – linky no workie!

    http://www.vitthi.blogspot.com/

  44. hope505 says:

    ~lala~ I just want to see my new monster…
    * : )

  45. fatgirlonadate says:

    I want a monster!

  46. hope505 says:

    hey, man! where’s mines?
    * : /

  47. antonova says:

    monster?

  48. Cyn says:

    oh wow, they’re so so cute. much better than the squarey thingie whatevers from before. these at least have some sort of personality.

  49. Colleen (but not prettypear Colleen) says:

    Just seeing my monster…

  50. hope505 says:

    heeeeerre monster monster monster….come out come out…!

  51. Alice says:

    In regards to why these go on email address instead of IP, it’s so that someone can post from a different computer or location and still have the same image. Since the point is to create identifying images, it would be a bit silly if you got a different one when you were posting from home or from some wi-fi hotspot.

  52. jamboree says:

    So I’m going to post this to see what monster I end up with….

  53. jamboree says:

    And, apparently, I am monsterless. :(

    But I still have my jam avatar, so I guess I’ll live.

  54. Sharn says:

    Add another vote for monsters. So much more character than those generic colorblocky things.

  55. Andrea says:

    I think the monsters, as Fillyjonk said, go better thematically with the blog iteslf. So that’s my vote. :)

    Also excited to see what monster I’m assigned. :D

  56. Zilly says:

    So now we’re all posting just to find out what our monsters look like. :D

  57. Zilly says:

    Haaahaha, mine is weird. They’re definitely better than the patterns, though. Wouldn’t it be awesome if we could have food avatars?

  58. occhiblu says:

    I like the monsters much better. The quilty things looked to me like they were just placeholders.

    But I’m not sure I’d want avatars on the comment threads, themselves. I suspect that would get distracting.

    On the other hand, I tend to reflexively balk at change, so I may be being pre-emptively grumpy for no reason. RARRRR!

  59. occhiblu says:

    Ha! My monster is *totally* saying “RARRRR!”

  60. elusis says:

    This is *totally* an excuse for more posts. And I am HAPPY TO OBLIGE.

  61. sweetmachine says:

    That’s it, we’re a Monster Acceptance blog from now on.

  62. Rawr says:

    Well now aren’t they just the cutest!

  63. Amber de katt says:

    Monsters? What’s this about monsters? (This is what I get for reading blogs backwards, most recent to older….)

  64. jenintx says:

    Oh hells yes, I say monsters all the way!(even though I’m mostly a lurker)

  65. Amber de Katt says:

    Ahhhh! Thanks for the edit, I was just about to post another message saying “Wahh I can’t see any monsters!”

    LOL, mine is doofy-looking. *g*

  66. yep, i like the monsters. didnt like my pattern. wonder what mine is going to be like! I bet its GREEN.

  67. BLUE! and.. what looks like a penis?!?!

  68. Faith says:

    Me likey!

  69. car says:

    Am I the only one who never noticed icons existed at all in the first place? Yes? Never mind.

  70. Mandy says:

    Keeeeeep them!

  71. cynth says:

    I want a monster. I wondered how everyone had turned into the snowflake type patterns.

  72. stella says:

    my daughters asked me to post so they could see mommy’s monster.

  73. Catnik says:

    Monsters!

  74. Lori says:

    Apparently I am very much in the minority, but I preferred the geometric patterns. I don’t hate the monsters, though. I hadn’t understood how either system was working till you explained, and now I really wish I could see my own geometric pattern.

  75. Suezette says:

    just looking to get in on the monster action!

  76. pussreboots says:

    Ooh monsters. They’re kind of cute.

  77. littlem says:

    Oh dere scary scare.
    I not likz the monstrs.
    Plz to change it bak.

  78. Ms. Angie says:

    It’s a bad day at the Library. I need a monster.

  79. joining in the moster parade

  80. Lois Waller says:

    I want a monster, too!

  81. Miss G says:

    Me too me too!!!

  82. ladykuri says:

    OOOhhhh I want a monster too!!!!! They are too cute!

  83. Arwen says:

    I need to post just to see my monster!

  84. Zoe says:

    I like the monsters! I think they’re cute :)

  85. emmy says:

    I love my monster. It looks like she has six legs, a feather boa, and best of all, FOUR BOOBIES! That is so awesome.

  86. Arwen says:

    I’m a monster christmas tree. RAWR! GONNA EATCHER PRESENTS!

  87. Nikki says:

    Me too! Me too!

  88. Sniper says:

    I’m commenting just to see my monster. Oh, the shame.

  89. April D says:

    I love them! Mine is purple and tentacle-y and waving HELLO and looks like all those wonderful tentacles would swing wonderfully when dancing or swimming! :D

  90. MTeresa says:

    BOO!

  91. MTeresa says:

    Mine looks as if it’s been on an all-day bender.

  92. Robotitron says:

    Monsters make me feel a wee bit better.

  93. Crystal says:

    I liked the quilt patterns/geometric shapes, but I like the monsters as well. They’re all so colorful.

  94. wiscck says:

    Ooh, I like the monsters.

  95. My Monster? I feel like I’m filling out a job application.

  96. onejewishdyke says:

    Yep, logged out of wordpress to get a monster too. I love them. Please keep them. I didn’t ever log out for a geometric pattern.

  97. Godless Heathen says:

    I have to see what mine looks like, but they’re cute. I say yes.

  98. Twistie says:

    I’m digging the monsters…and can’t wait to see what mine looks like.

  99. Twistie says:

    Ooh! It’s a round purple cyclops! I am composed of win! Definitely monsters.

  100. monkey says:

    I can has monstar?

  101. shapelywench says:

    Wanna see mine! Wanna see mine!!!

  102. shapelywench says:

    Urg. Don’t care for mine. :-(
    Want ‘nother one!

  103. sarah says:

    monsters,monsters,monsters, wheeee!

  104. himawari says:

    I like the monsters
    They are exceedingly cute
    Monsters monsters yay!

  105. rhiain says:

    I want to see mine!

    I love these.

  106. rhiain says:

    Oh, boo. I mean, my pissed-off kitty is cute and all, but she’s not a monster. She’s too fuzzy. That was kind of disappointing.

    Also, computers obviously are too complicated for me, since this exact issue was addressed in the post. Le sigh.

  107. iiii says:

    Posting to see my monster.

    (I did like the quilt squares, though.)

  108. Christi says:

    Monsters! (Yeah, I wanna see mine too. :-D)

  109. Christi says:

    *ooooohs* I like her. Kind of a lime green Christmas tree with eyestalks and swoopy arms.

  110. buffpuff says:

    I can haz monster too!

  111. Em says:

    How exciting! *wants to see monster*

  112. Dee says:

    I want to see what I get with this e-mail instead of the other one…

  113. Caitlin says:

    I take it we’re keeping the monsters? I shall have to learn to live with it.

  114. Bella says:

    Lets have a look at this monster of mine

  115. Constance says:

    Me, me, me! I wanna monster.

  116. Constance says:

    Ooo, my monster is round like me.

  117. mshell67 says:

    I’ve always wanted to be a monster!!

  118. wiscck says:

    The monsters are all different shapes and sizes – how appropriate!

  119. amandaw says:

    Let’s see, what am I?

  120. amandaw says:

    Well, I guess they’re monsters anyhow.

  121. jmars says:

    Oooh, me too!

  122. jmars says:

    Totally loving the bunny ears and Mrs. Potato head mouth!

  123. Monsters? Here there be monsters? I love the monsters!!

  124. killedbyllamas says:

    Oooh, monsters! Cute.

  125. Margo says:

    These monsters are so cute!

  126. LessLikely says:

    hehe…we’re all posting just to see our monster! :P

  127. Iheartpowertools says:

    Yay monsters!

  128. Ooh! What does my monster look like?

  129. Whats that coming over the hill? is it my monster?

    (plagurising a british song by the Automatic there)

    I often look in here but rarely post, if I’m getting a free monster tho’

  130. Dee says:

    Must try a second e-mail!

  131. deeleigh says:

    Testing monsters…testing

  132. Dee says:

    hum…monster?

  133. Melangell says:

    Rawr! I loooove monsters! Yay! I want to see what mine looks like.

  134. Alyce says:

    Totally on board with the monsers (that’s how we say it in our house, like taking the T out makes it more playful or something; yes, we’re weird).

    I can’t wait to see what mine is. Maybe I’ll have to get a new email address if it’s fugly.

  135. Alyce says:

    Mine is a purple puffed X with spindly arms. Boy howdy that’s not cute.

  136. Colleen says:

    I’m not going to lie. I do a lot of lurking around here, but these monster may force me to come out of hiding they’re so awesome.

  137. Monsters, definitely.

  138. Kate'sSisterJ says:

    Hmmm, let’s see…

  139. Tink says:

    Yes to the monsters! Love love love the monsters!

  140. Jackie says:

    The monsters are really cute!

  141. waven says:

    La la la la la…

    [ had to give this monster thing a try... ]

  142. waven says:

    Crap. It only works if you *don’t* already have an avatar?? Just my luck.

  143. sarawr says:

    Well! This gives me a good excuse to mention that y’all inspired me to buy a new bra that actually fits — and I was only a little bit horrified that my band size is actually 40. I’ve been wearing my sad old 36Ds for two years now, even though I knew they didn’t fit right, because… well, because I’m cool with going up a pants size due to fat assery, but the idea of a fat ribcage sort of paralyzed me with horror. Until, that is, I started reading SP and paying attention to the talk about how awesome it is to have clothes that fit, and how it’s better to be fat with properly sized comfortable clothes than it is to be fat and squeezed miserably into a size 10… and then I noticed that my new big girl clothes made me look great, so hmm, maybe a new big girl bra would do the same… and anyway, this comment is way too long for just being bra talk, but hey! Thanks, Kate/fillyjonk/sweet machine/commenters! My breasts love you guys!

    (So… what’s my avatar? I hope it’s kind of titlicious.)

  144. sarawr says:

    HAH! Well! I.. it’s… oh my. Is that a purple vagina I see? Hm.

  145. Patsy Nevins says:

    Well, I have never had an avatar, but you have aroused my curiosity, so here goes. And I do love monsters of various types…dragons, dinosaurs, muppets, etc.

  146. Cordelia says:

    ooooooooooooooooooo I wanna see what I am .. I hope I am one big blog of aqua-ness *crosses fingers*

  147. Piffle says:

    I must know what monster lurks in the heart of Piffle!

  148. Cala says:

    I need to know.

  149. Piffle says:

    Oh, mine looks sad… Poor thing. All squished.

  150. viv says:

    I wanna see my monster.

  151. viv says:

    whooo hooo, I’m a floating, winking, clawed green mmmonnster with a bush growing on her head. I likes it. mmm.

  152. Charlotte says:

    I just want to see my monster again…

  153. Harriet says:

    Definitely yes!!

  154. raven says:

    monsters rock! (ok i just want a monster…)

  155. raven says:

    omg my monster is apple shaped! how awesome is that??

  156. Kim says:

    I wanted to see my monster. The ones up there were cool. I can’t use my original email address because all of the blogs decided I was spam so I use my secondary one now so I hope it works.

  157. fireweaver says:

    well, i likely won’t end up with a monster (which is ok by me, i quite like my mouse), but i’m all for ‘em. mostly, i’m just excited that you gave me the tip-off on how to change the damn things on my blog, too, fillyjonk. those quilt squares were driving me nutso.

    but i do think you should have the avatars right here in the comments as well. i mean, love the quilt, love the monster, whatever your cuppa tea is, let’s put ‘em out there!

  158. Kim says:

    I guess I don’t get a monster? the recent comments skipped right over me. Oh well. I don’t feel very monsterish today anyways.

    Roar! Maybe I do feel like a monster!

  159. Shoshie says:

    Eeee! Monsters are awesome!

  160. Onirica says:

    they are awesome indeed!

  161. Robz says:

    Very nice!

  162. Twistie says:

    Shoshie, I like your monster a lot! It’s like a big piece of purple toast with arms, legs, and a tongue for miles. Awesome.

  163. cggirl says:

    oooh i wanna see my monster

  164. cggirl says:

    ooooh cute!

  165. cggirl says:

    btw the advantage of email versus ip is that then if i comment from work i will have the same one because i always use my own email. (and i work at different places all the time, freelancing, so i for one appreciate it going by email, but thats just me)

  166. Mickey says:

    Yay, cute monsters!

  167. Kay says:

    ooh everyone’s monster looks so cute!!

  168. Kay says:

    whoa my monster is gnarly! lol

  169. grace-ann arbor says:

    cool

  170. No Sharp Edges says:

    Hoping my monster won’t have any sharp edges, either…

  171. Sam says:

    Go go gadget monster!

  172. Caitlin says:

    No Sharp Edges, your monster is totally ready for its close up. Look at that attitude! It’s awesome.

    My monster, is contrast, is shite. Hmph!

  173. HollyGAzam says:

    merely posting here to see the monster!

    I like the monsters already though, the patterns were pretty but the monsters are more fun.

  174. polly says:

    Monsters are us!

  175. snarkyBeotch says:

    Monsters for me!

  176. Jul says:

    I want a monster!

  177. JPlum says:

    Yay monsters!

  178. gish says:

    Cute!

  179. purlgurl says:

    Is it super-sad that I’ve been a lurker, and I’m posting now just to see my monster? Yes, is is.

  180. None Given says:

    How do you log out of something you haven’t logged into? Or is that the point?

  181. None Given says:

    A heart? I love it!

  182. Emily says:

    posting so i can see my monster yay!

  183. Curvygirl says:

    Hello shapelings! I’m just checking in to see my monster.

  184. lin says:

    off topic but did any one see SNL last nigth they did a kind of pro FA skit about people who lost weight and come on tv shows

  185. sweetmachine says:

    sarawr, congrats on your new bras!

  186. Carrie says:

    I can’t wait to see my SP monster.

  187. Deborah M says:

    must. see. my. monster.

  188. Deborah M says:

    aw, cute!! and with crazy hair, like mine! :-)

  189. lactose intolerant lisa says:

    Yes on the monsters!! :-D

  190. Ollybeth says:

    The monsters are fabulous! I must see mine…

  191. Kirsten says:

    Monsters! Yay!

  192. hejira says:

    monsters?

  193. hejira says:

    oh, nice, my monster is toast-shaped (just like one of my favorite foods, toast) and it has 8 legs like a spider and horns!! that is a very fitting monster indeed :)

  194. Mia says:

    Monsters! I love monsters.

  195. downside-up says:

    Ooh, I must post for a monster. They’re awesome.

  196. Kim says:

    I missed my monster while it was awaiting moderation for my new email so I’m trying one last time. Come on monsters!

  197. grimmscreed says:

    Monsters, all the way! They’re cute. :-)

  198. purlgurl says:

    Aww…I missed my monster too. Trying again!

  199. Cath says:

    Show me mah monsta!!!

  200. redblossom says:

    i can haz monstur plz? k thx bai…

  201. redblossom says:

    My monster looks like a giant microbe. Plus she’s making rawr hands…I lurv her.

  202. everstar says:

    It’s monster time!

  203. cardinal says:

    Monster, please.

  204. Risha says:

    Checking mine out… *crosses fingers and hopes for cuteness*

    Those quilting squares were driving me crazy. I’m still not a fan of these in general (what looks good in Livejournal is distracting and jarring in WP), but the monsters are a huge improvement.

  205. Tai says:

    I don’t see any monsters?

  206. Ignore this post… I just want to see my monster…

  207. Okay, I love my monster – it’s like a spider with two extra arms of green spaghetti! Chalk me up for monsters, please.

  208. Bagfish says:

    Monsters are fabulous

    (Just spamming the comments as I wants a monster all of my own)

  209. SjC says:

    Come on, big money, no whammies, STOP!

  210. Jo says:

    Monsters rule!

  211. hope505 says:

    ~is he there yet? my monster…where are you beloved…?

  212. vivelafat says:

    Hope505, your monster looks drunk. That’s my kind of monster.

  213. mccn says:

    Um, can we sing the “Monster Mash” song? Pretty please? I try not to make demands of my beloved FA blogs/life sustaining communities, but I really feel it’s called for.

  214. jenn says:

    How could you not love the monsters?!!!

  215. amadaun says:

    Monsta time!

  216. Daiane says:

    I just wanna see me monster :)

  217. Aurora says:

    I need a monster!

  218. Meese says:

    mmmm…. monsters :)