Posted in March 2008

Best Thing Ever

The folks behind Wallace and Gromit took interviews with human beings about body image and put them in the mouth of squishy animated animals. The result is something I need to watch about 80 more times. (H/T Elastic Waist.)

RIP Jeanne Toombs

Very sad news, in case you missed this in the feed. Fat rights activist and NAAFA Board member Jeanne Toombs has passed away from complications of pneumonia. There’s a tribute to her at NAAFA’s MySpace blog, with contact info for those who wish to send condolences. You can read about Jeanne’s efforts to push forward … Continue reading »

Also, Duh

I missed my own damn blogiversary. I always think of April 1 as the day I officially switched over from Pointless, Incessant Barking to Shapely Prose, but as that post shows, it was actually March 30, 2007. I have been doing this for a year and a day now. Thank you SO FUCKING MUCH to … Continue reading »

JoGeek, Have I Got Some Nylons for You

The other day, JoGeek wrote a post about how plus-size shopping bitch sessions inevitably involve the short people complaining that everything’s too long, the tall people explaining that everything’s too short, the pear-shaped complaining about gapping waists, the apple-shaped complaining about saggy butts, etc. Bottom line, it sucks for everyone. Except perhaps plus-size fit models, … Continue reading »

In Which I Ramble About Attraction

So, you might have seen this douchehound responding to my gayest look the other day: Goddamn Kate. You are an unbelievably unattractive woman!! signed, every straight man with a set of eyes. (except for your closeted boyfriend, of course) The funny thing is, Sweet Machine approved it because she only skimmed, and thought he was … Continue reading »

Sweet Valley Narrow

So, remember how when you were younger you used to read Sweet Valley High books and feel kind of terrible about yourself because of the constant insistence on how Jessica and Elizabeth were a “perfect size 6″? Well, I guess Random House felt bad that size 6 teenagers were being denied the profound sense of … Continue reading »