How many licks does it take to get to the center?
http://miriam-heddy.livejournal.com/267022.html

Wow. At least now I know what happened to the asshole who told my first boyfriend (also an asshole, as it happens) that he hoped he wasn’t paying for me by the pound.

I’m sure Keely isn’t spending her nights crying on Pierce Brosnan’s thick, well-developed shoulder that this fucknut think’s she’s hideous.

Incidentally, where the hell does this guy live that he regularly comes across fat people hurt in a gutter to ‘not speak to’? It sounds like a dangerous place – AND they have to deal with this asshat living there, too. Life’s really not fair.

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/keely-shaye-smith#comments

“YUCK!! Keely is a fat waddling walrus! Imagine that idiot Pierce climbing on top of her and trying to find a hole to shove his sausage into! I hate fat people. I love my washboard stomach and chiselled chest and shoulders. I refuse to speak to fat people, even if they are hurt and lying in a gutter. I just pretend they are dirt and keep on going. Fat is no way to go through life, Keely.”

FYI, Brandon didn’t really have a sweet tooth, so while I’m sure he he was telling the truth, it wasn’t as much as a sacrifice as it might seem. He ate fairly normally most of the time and was a pretty decent cook. Well, for some stuff, anyway. And he had a real affinity for beer and whiskey when he was between projects. The only time he restrained himself was when he was actively shooting a film/show or doing a photo shoot – since both of those inevitably involved him being shirtless. Because of the way he was built, his chest was not as broad as a lot of action stars, so he was concerned about appearing as balanced physically as he could. The rest of the time, he was a party boy who had no fear of chips and did, in fact, know where to get late-night food in L.A. It just sometimes involved neighborhoods we had no place being in late at night. Did I mention he occasionally spoiled for a fight? Good times.

Sadly no, Sister o’ Kate, I’m 48, (and, alas, only for another 2 months). But, hey, that means James can be my toy boy, right?

Melena, re, “what priority should Buffy hold over the Peggster, if any? Is it REALLY as good as they’re all telling me? I just want to make sure I’m using my time wisely”.

I am a huge Spaced fan and have just bought Series 1 and 2 for a friend’s birthday as she’s never seen it. However, IMO, Buffy is the best thing that’s ever been on television. Like. Ever.

“Buffpuff, have I told you lately that I love you?”

Kate, the love is mutual, I assure you.

Bite me!

Did you not read my explanation for that? I can’t believe he’s that old because I thought he was 28 a few years ago, not because 45 is old!

Not to mention, did you not read the Alan Rickman thread? I think he’s old enough to be your father, let alone mine.

And no, I can definitely think of a couple people older than you off the top of my head. Which is not to say you’re not ANCIENT, of course, just that you’re not the only one. :)