Posted on January 15, 2008

Exercise smorgasbord

As I’ve mentioned before, I really love the Tuesday “fitness” section of the local commuter paper. It can be mildly fatphobic, but it details all kinds of trendy, expensive equipment and classes, and I like to imagine that if this blog were my full-time job, I’d try them all out (tax-deductibly!) and report back to … Continue reading »

I Lied

I said I wasn’t going to blog today, but I decided that only meant fat blogging. If you want to read another rant about people dismissing the importance of the first woman presidential candidate — with the bonus shocker of me arguing that Lorrie Moore has her head several miles up her ass — you … Continue reading »

See You Tomorrow

Update: OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU HAVE TO GO SEE WHAT LISS MADE ME. Words utterly fail. I’ve been laughing for 5 straight minutes and can’t imagine when I’ll stop. 

What Happened to the Cheery Polka-Dots?

All right, Anger Management Kitteh has given me a special dispensation to lose my shit about this Target ad that’s apparently on a billboard in Times Square. Because boy, nothing makes me think, “Hey, I want to go buy sheets, socks, and a blender at the same place” like A WOMAN SPREAD-EAGLED ON A TARGET … Continue reading »