Jezebel commenters don’t have that much going on in their brains or lives, is all. And they’re a little weak at making connections, like the tough leap from “food diaries are boring” to “nobody wants to hear what I ate today.”

Me too! I also loved: “or maybe your stomach is simply shrinking….actually it’s your brain)”

Although I question the poster and commenters.. thinking that it would be interesting to post their food diaries after making fun of how boring food diaries are.

I had the impression the poster did it in order to make a point about just how boring they really are. Not sure why the commenters all jumped in though.

What a coincidence! I happen to be wearing my boobtacular Igigi frock (in wine) with the brown knee-high boots I haven’t even ordered yet.

Ask and you shall receive.

I’m making fat socially acceptable and I’m not sorry.

Nomie, I had never seen that post before and I LOVE it. Now I need a shirt that says “Nothing is more boring than your diet.” Although I question the poster and commenters (most of whom had eaten, or were claiming they had eaten, almost nothing that day, of course) thinking that it would be interesting to post their food diaries after making fun of how boring food diaries are. Though perhaps I am missing the point.

self-disciporn. SO TRUE. Awesome.

If you haven’t already.

Because I went looking for one, but most were fat-hating groups (that started to make me really depressed. There’s PAGES of them), and the rest were really small. The largest I could find was only like 200 members, and I didn’t like the description because it treated being fat more like a “lifestyle choice”.

And I want to join one, because I like the idea that the groups I’m a member of serve as a sort of list of my beliefs. A montage of me. From looking at the groups I’m a member of you can find out that I’m a liberal, a feminist, a gay-rights supporter, I’m slightly obsessed with Harry Potter, I have a somewhat tortured but deeply rooted relationship with Disney movies, I probably spend too much time online looking at funny pictures and watching silly flash animations, and I’m probably more prepared than most for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

But you can’t see that I’m a supporter of fat acceptance. Because none of the groups are cool enough.

So you should totally make a really rockin’ facebook group. Just for me. Because I said so. I could make one, but I don’t know enough people who would join. And you are more awesome than me.

*shuffles off*

*with some cookies*