Sometimes, I Am a Fat Stereotype (and Living with One)

 

Over dinner in a local pub…

Al: [audible burp] Excuse me.

Me: Day cashy, saddy eggo.

Al: What?

Me: I said, “Stay classy, San Diego.” … only you couldn’t understand, because I had my mouth full.

I’m totally taking etiquette questions over at my other blog, btw.

8 thoughts on “Sometimes, I Am a Fat Stereotype (and Living with One)

  1. Last night my sister and I got involved with (well, I started it) group conversation extolling the virtues of, and debating personal preferences regarding, wait for it… Drake’s cakes.
    We were like Stepford wives, only fat.

  2. That’s cute. Sounds kinda like my house except it usually goes:

    Me: *Beeeeeeeeeeeeelch* heeheee
    BF: Ew what the hell did you eat?
    Me: *More giggling*I am a petite flower.

    Etc it degenerates from tehre.

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