Comments on: I’d Probably Lose Weight Too If I Crapped Myself Every Time I Ate

By: Daisy Broadbelt

Daisy Broadbelt — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 23:30:50 +0000

Does anyone have any idea how to get those ****ing awful orange greasy stains out of clothes, bedding and mattresses. Well the clothes and bedding I’m willing to dispose of but not a new friggin mattress.. Even the stain isn’t so bad, it can be covered with bedding….but the smelll!!!!! It’s like an old peoples home X 100 I’m embarrassed to have anyone back!

By: Start Checking for Oily Orange Spots Before You Sit Down in Public at Shakesville

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:57:51 +0000

[...] yes, yes it is. The Alli marketing literature recommends that you bring a change of pants to work with you. For real. WHERE DO I GET SOME OF THAT? Paul at Big Fat Blog also notes that the people buying [...]

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:53:20 +0000

What’s even more disturbing is after reading about the “gas with oily spotting” stuff is that there’s a link to “see alli in action”…I’m too scared to click on the link.

By: Read-Ems at Shakesville

Read-Ems at Shakesville — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:06:41 +0000

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By: Angelos

Angelos — Tue, 29 May 2007 14:48:27 +0000

I can’t wait for the class-action suit filed on behalf of the thousands and thousands of self-crappers.

That would be some entertaining reading.

This is unreal. Alli doesn’t seem to have any actual involvement with weight loss. It’s a placebo with nasty side effects. People will be paying for punishment, essentially. Let’s see… you could not use this, and skip the Super Sized Big Mac value meal and spare yourself 1600 calories because it’s bad for you. Or, you could take an Alli, and not eat the meal because it will make you crap your pants!

First course of action involves will power and pride. Second course of action is about being scared of the consequences.

Isn’t this how religion works?

By: thecynicalgirl

thecynicalgirl — Mon, 28 May 2007 01:30:00 +0000

You don’t need to email. Yes x3.

By: kateharding

kateharding — Sun, 27 May 2007 05:14:56 +0000

Ugh, CG, that’s awful. I won’t ask if it was orange and oily and impossible to remove.

Well, I will, but I’ll e-mail you.

By: thecynicalgirl

thecynicalgirl — Sun, 27 May 2007 03:44:00 +0000

In the interest of full disclosure, I took Xenical with the goal of losing weight before my wedding and I crapped my pants at work. It was more like I “leaked” my pants.

I had one of those moments like, “Is that me? Did I just do that?”

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stay away from Alli.

By: La di Da

La di Da — Sat, 26 May 2007 22:46:55 +0000

Well, fat people are smelly slobs anyway, so why should one more horrible odour bother them?

I’ve seen diet blogs (now those are some scary and yet completely boring blogs) recently where people are getting all excited about how Alli’s involuntary-pants-crapping effect will give them an “incentive” to eat low fat. If by incentive you mean threat of punishment, sure.

A whole extra 3lbs! Have no idea what I weigh but I bet I fluctuate by that much weekly – and so do most women who have menstrual cycles.

By: Colleen

Colleen — Sat, 26 May 2007 15:16:45 +0000

You know what’s saddest to me? There are people out there who would rather endure the embarrassment of CRAPPING THEIR PANTS than continue to be “overweight.”

I read somewhere once that a study was done where children were asked if they would rather be fat or lose an arm. Guess which most of them picked?

It amazes me the lengths people go to lose weight.

I have days where being fat isn’t a big freakin’ party but I’d still rather be heavy than CRAP MY PANTS in public. I guess I’m just crazy!

And wait until you see the “blog” they’re working on. I can’t link to it now because it’s not public yet but I am keeping an eye on it. Should be FUN.