Indoctrination

2006 March 30
by Kate Harding

WHEN are they going to stop making shit like this? In PINK, no less?

This is what they’re aiming at boys. And this. Toy trains, sports–you know, things that are FUN. The girls, however, get to practice their fucking laundry skills.

I realize that my love for Pottery Barn is totally unhealthy and wrong, any way you slice it, much like my love for The Gap. There was never a good excuse for it, but now, finally, I’m done. It is the twenty-first goddamn century, and little girls are still supposed to consider pretend cleaning a form of play. The fact that there is apparently a market for this makes me want to sit on my dusty, dog-hairy floor and sob my fucking head off. Especially since it’s undoubtedly the same market it always was–little girls who want to be just like mom.

Maybe I can hire an ambitious 5-year-old to clean the brains off the wall after my head finally explodes.

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