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Monthly Archives: March 2006

  • Okay, the fact that they held an essay contest for schoolchildren to decide what color the new CTA line should be is one of those fucked-up [...]

    Pinky and My Brain

    March 31, 2006
  • Man, I love every word out of Karen Armstrong’s mouth.

    New Girlfriend Alert

    March 30, 2006
  • WHEN are they going to stop making shit like this? In PINK, no less? This is what they’re aiming at boys. And this. Toy trains, [...]

    Indoctrination

    March 30, 2006
  • So Calabasas, California, has apparently become the first town to fulfill Denis Leary’s “in your apartment, under a blanket, with all [...]

    Please Don’t Make Me Get New Hobbies

    March 24, 2006
  • Goddammit. I just read the letters in response to this, and I don’t know whether to cry or put my fist through a wall. As I just said to [...]

    …She Said Shrilly

    March 23, 2006
  • Just wrote this to Arkansas Meg, who always gets me thinky: I read an article somewhere recently suggesting that forgiveness is overrated. All [...]

    Collection

    March 22, 2006
  • I met my first serious boyfriend at Random House of Canada, where he was a research assistant on a book that eventually died out, but would have [...]

    Lenten Musings

    March 20, 2006
  • I’ve always had a perverse fondness for non-fiction books about human behavior and relational shit that I have no real reason to read to [...]

    On Boundaries and Rejection

    March 19, 2006
  • “Two More Women Die from Abortion Pill” says the headline on Comcast’s homepage. Two more women? Wow, how many thousands have [...]

    The Same Shit Again, Only This One Might Make Me Angrier

    March 17, 2006
  • The headline on the Comcast homepage: “FBI Warns of Possible Terrorist Attack.” The headline of the actual article (um, in Sports): [...]

    Credible Intelligence

    March 11, 2006

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