Now I have scientific support for my belief that low-fat mayonnaise is the dumbest thing ever invented.
They still throw in about 8 gazillion disclaimers, of course, but I love seeing little hints like this that maybe one day, we’ll get real about food. Wait, what’s that? Studies show that if you eat some green shit and don’t sit on your tail all day, every day, you’ve pretty much got it covered? Even if you’re still not skinny? Even if you eat butter sometimes? Even if you don’t despise yourself?? Stop it! You’re blowing my mind! It’s too radical!
Someday. Maybe.
