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How, how, can someone with, like, the greatest business sense in the world, fail to see why his market is dwindling? Dude, your product was a [...]
This Sort of Thing Kills Me
October 20, 2005 -
Reason number 80 kabillion why I should not have children: some days, I can barely tolerate the transition from sleeping to waking, and I will [...]
It Deepens Like a Coastal Shelf
October 20, 2005 -
There are pictures of me at age 2 or 3, sitting in about three inches of Lake Huron, all head-to-toe goosebumps and purple lips. My parents [...]
Is It Seriously Just a Womb Thing?
October 12, 2005
