This Sort of Thing Kills Me

Posted on October 20, 2005 by kateharding

How, how, can someone with, like, the greatest business sense in the world, fail to see why his market is dwindling? Dude, your product was a novelty. And just as “Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer” stopped being funny about twenty years ago, The Apprentice lost its luster as soon as it was nothing [...]

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It Deepens Like a Coastal Shelf

Posted on October 20, 2005 by kateharding

Reason number 80 kabillion why I should not have children: some days, I can barely tolerate the transition from sleeping to waking, and I will totally take out my displeasure on anyone who happens to be around for it.

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Is It Seriously Just a Womb Thing?

Posted on October 12, 2005 by kateharding

There are pictures of me at age 2 or 3, sitting in about three inches of Lake Huron, all head-to-toe goosebumps and purple lips. My parents always tried to get me out of there before I died of hypothermia, but I refused to move. (So eventually they just got the camera. Welcome to being the [...]

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